(BIG FOOT -mspotted again)
Dear World, Is there anyone out there who will give me the love, attention and love that I require? I am not asking for much, simply 24 hours of physical contact, play and love each day. Please release me from this prison that I once called home. My new 'roommate' is so needy. He gets all time and attention that I once commanded and more. In short, I have been replaced.
Sincerely, Melvin
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Dear Melvin,
Blake does not know I am writing you this, but I feel your pain. Ever since "my little sister" has shown up. I get nothing. Jill does even have the time of day for me, and Blake well he is about as sensitive to anyone else as a dishrag. So I have started peeing ion the rug and anything that even remotely smells like "sissy" I eat it...passies diapers, etc.. Yours truly in solidarity.
Cousin Benjamin Allen Craig
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